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ChelseaQuinsfan wrote:Anfields5thKing wrote:Chelsea Meltdown is the best account on twitter. Brilliant. Every day is just brilliant.
Today's wizardry on Chelsea forums contains some fucking classics
"I don't want Iniesta, he's too old and we're building for the future. He'd be good as back up. We have McEachran, he's the next Iniesta."
"We're entering the golden era. Enjoy it. You're never going to see a better footballing side than this Chelsea one ever."
"Sympathy for Cardiff City fans: robbed of history by foreign fast buck men. Football without history & legitimacy is nothing but a circus."
"Cech apparently had a stomach bug today, no surprise he's playing like this. Still the 2nd best keeper in the world behind Casillas."
"I like the look of Dzagoev for our reserves. He's not good enough for our first team though."
and finally, the best one of all. Posted today, showing the awareness of Chelsea fans everywhere
"Lampard will be the star player at Euro 2012."
I'm feeling generous so here's a few more. All from the last two weeks or so. And these are just some of the ones he tweets, Imagine how many others are out there.
"A big factor in Hazard joining us was surely the chance to play week in week out at the most atmospheric stadium in Europe."
"I might have only started supporting Chelsea in 2004, but I've watched endless DVDs on our history, feels like it's been a lifetime."
"Our kit is lush. Our players are good looking. Our manager (Guardiola) when he arrives, is good looking. We really are an 'attractive' club."
"Can you change kit colours? I'd love it if we could have the same colours as Barca, would make sense now we're the Barca of England."
"There will be a petition next summer to get us banned from football after we embarrass every team we face. We have the best team EVER."
"Can an owner be knighted? Roman deserves it!!! We need to do a quadruple! Di Matteo, Roman, Terry and Lampard! 4 legends of Chelsea!!"
"Real Madrid spend loads of money but no one complains. Like us, they had no history before they got money."
"NEVER call us the English Barcelona! We're the Champions of Europe. They should call themselves the Spanish Chelsea."
"If we win 4 trophies for the next few years, which I think we will under Di Matteo then we will have more history than them bitter scousers."
"If my sources are correct. Hulk, Falcao, Thiago Alcantara, Lucas Moura and Neymar (Pre-Contract) will be our next signings!"
"Can see Citeh trying to offer him double the wages we're offering. What happened to FFP? Not every club can have a Sheikh, it's not fair!"
"Looks like Hazard turned down the money of Man City. At least we know he's in it for the football unlike most players."
"I only started going to games in 2004. I didn't see the point pre-Abramovich era. Too expensive to go and watch us lose. Roman saved us."
"Do you think Mata would give up the number 10 shirt if/when Messi comes with Pep next summer?"
"Look at our team on Wikipedia, how cool does it look? So many foreign players and the flags look ace."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Guardiola is not good enough for us. Get Di Matteo signed to a 5 year contract right now."
"Anton Ferdinand accused Terry of racism through jealousy. That's the simple truth. The Ferdinand brothers are jealous of John."
"I don't understand why people are still doubting us, we are the Champions of Europe. Not many English teams have won it."
"Lucas Piazon is the next Kaka. Again, producing talent through our great youth set up."
"We haven't even spent that much these past few years. We've promoted youth like Bertrand, Sturridge, Lukaku. Barca/Chelsea are very similar."
"Real clubs wave flags. Barca and Madrid do it. Holding scarves is the past. Flags look classy."
"Stamford Bridge is the most historical ground in Europe."
"We now have more history than Arsenal, Spurs and Man City combined."
"We don't have to convince Guardiola to join us, he has to convince us he is 1) ready to manage a club as big as us and 2) is good enough."
"Name me one club that could beat us under Di Matteo? When we want to play, we play and we win. No questions asked."
"Arsenal go on about the season they went unbeaten, but back then, the Premier League was easy."
"Justin Bieber, Drake, Rihanna all support Chelsea. Our name is growing worldwide thanks to Di Matteo. We owe him a lot."
"Liverpool might have 5 European Cups, but they won 4 of them when it was easy. Basically it's 1-1, they won one in 2005, us in 2012."
"I'm buzzing for next season, possible line up? Cech; Alves, Terry, Luiz, Cole; Mascherano, Thiago, Ramires; Lucas Moura, Neymar, Hulk."
"John Terry is the nicest person you will ever meet. He is misunderstood. It could be jealousy? He's the best CB around."
"We are known worldwide for our passion, atmosphere, support, pride and great football. We are Chelsea FC, dominating the world."
"I grew up an Arsenal fan, but when I was 11 I started supporting Chelsea, I just fell in love with the passion of the club/fans."
"Our academy is possibly the best in the world, I think only Barca can rival it. We made Lucas Piazon. He's going to be a star."
"When we won the Champions League, i sat and watched our Twitter account shoot up from 920,000 followers to over 1,000,000."
"We would still be a force without money. Our team spirit cannot be matched."
"Ryan Bertrand has the potential to be better than Roberto Carlos."
"If Daniel Sturridge was Argentine, people would call him the next Messi."
"Our official Twitter account has over 1,000,000 followers. Liverpool have 950,000 followers. That proves we're a bigger club."
"We wouldn't have won the Champions League without Torres's goal against Barca. Chelsea legend."
"Marko Marin is the German Messi. He only 18/19 I think? Huge potential."
"People say players come to Chelsea for the money, well not anymore. We're on the same level as Barcelona and Real Madrid now. A new era."
"Hey guys, new to the forum, just started supporting Chelsea last week! Unbelievable night in Munich eh?!"
You must be really proud Chavski, your fellow fans are an intelligent bunch. All well informed, just like you. In fact, I think a few of those might actually have been you.
Website looks very fake, probably made up by some bitter Loserpool fan, it's something they would do.
A Liverpool fan shouldn't insult the intelligence of anybody. What I find amusing is Liverpool fans still think their club is on the level of Manchester United and Chelsea when both clubs overtook Liverpool a long time ago. Maybe not in terms of history but in the Premier club both clubs have achieved far more than Liverpool. Focus on Everton for now before they too surpass your club.
You are a retard. You're a small club, miles away from United and Liverpool. And given the shit you post on here, it's pretty clear that all those posts are real and from Chelsea forums. It's actually run by a Chelsea fan if you must know. A proper Chelsea fan fed up with glory hunting clueless little bellend like you.
