Ultimate Fighter Finale

rudeboyben84 wrote:We always get to see TUF after the americans, no big loss though! (its always on MMA-core.com the same day it comes out in the US) The quality of the fighers are piss poor and even the winner isnt going to be able to hang with the majority of UFC heavys. I a bit bored of this series of TUF... Frank Mir said he had to stop watching it because it was so poor!

yeah, but there is Hammill/Jones, Edgar/someone and Houston/Kimbo.

quicksuperlee wrote:ben...thats just not gonna happen..i cant keep off the internet for two minutes never mind two day...dont know why espn arnt showing it live on thursday

Paolo_73 wrote:One thing that does annoy me a bit about Rogan is the fact that his sleeves are always down over his hands, as if he's wearing a jumper his nan nitted him.

Also, he starts every post fight interview with 'alright, I'm here with <insert fighter name>'.... No, really Joe? Shit I thought you were on a beach in the Bahamas!

Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."
Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"
Joe Rogan: *Does best to ignore that and continue talking about the fight*


Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"
Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."


Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"
Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."


Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"
Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"
Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."
Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."
Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."


Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"
Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"
Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"


Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."
Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*
Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"
Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."


Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."
Joe Roganlaughs)"You running out things to say?"
Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda(laughs). You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."


Mike Goldberg: "Because SOAKoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in."


Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"
Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"
Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"


Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."


Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."
Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"


on Travis Lutter
Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"
Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"
Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"
Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."
Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"
Joe Rogan: "..."


Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga."
Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there."
Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown."
Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"

Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)
Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me."
Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown."
Goldberg: "Oh."

Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*
Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there."
Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."


on Kenny Florian after taking a groin shot
Goldberg: "... So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?"


on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis
After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*
Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"


Random Quotes

Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"

Goldberg: "You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin."

Goldberg: "And here we go!"

Goldberg: "And it's all over!"

Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"

Goldberg: "Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"

Goldberg: "Continuing on his meteoric rise!"

Retrieved from "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Goldberg" before it was deleted

rudeboyben84 wrote:I love the way Goldie agrees with everything Rogan says, if Rogan is getting Bios towards one of his boys Goldie will always see the fight the same way. He is Rogans Bitch... I can see Rogan tapping his fingers on Goldies head like the Gimp from Pulp fiction! I wouldnt mind seeing the back of Goldie at all. I dont think he is anything special.

rudeboyben84 wrote:Rogan is a top class commentator I think, I love the way he knows everything about BJJ. Even when guys are just pinning someones arm down he says things like "if he just lifts the arm to the left he could have a Supermegaplatta" (or some other crazy sub you have never heard of!) I love how he always sees openings for these grazy subbs and sometimes thinks fighers are going for them when they are just grabbing an arm! His knowlege of the grappling game is 1st class