Don Frye caption contest winner....

Worth a thread of its own....



I wish I could tell you that the girls fought the good fight, and the Frye let them be. I wish I could tell you that - but hooters is no fairy-tale world. They never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for a while - hooters life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the girls would show up with fresh bruises. The Frye kept at them - sometimes they were able to distract him with wings and beer and that little twirly stool thing they do, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the girls - that was their routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for them, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of them...

if its captions you want how about.

"im in amarillo god dammit i used my gun to shoot the bird to my left then used her blackberry to tell her man she wont be home"

Hooters just isn't up to scratch anymore. 3 hooters girls and only 1 has a decent set on her.