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Brock Lesnar to release book
The_Axe_Emperor- Middleweight
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Join date : 2010-04-29
Age : 30
Location : Northamptonshire
the_king- Middleweight
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Join date : 2009-10-09
Age : 39
Location : newcastle
i wonder if his biographer uses lesnars own words or if he edits it. also wonder like many of the wwe guys who releases books weather he will be in character.
Shanemc- Welterweight
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Join date : 2009-08-15
Age : 31
Location : Dublin
i really have no intrest in reading that
efils_god- Welterweight
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Join date : 2009-08-25
Shanemc wrote:i really have no intrest in reading that
Was just gonna say the same thing!
Ronwah- Bantamweight
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Join date : 2009-08-14
Age : 45
That beard is coming along.
The_Axe_Emperor- Middleweight
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Ronwah wrote:That beard is coming along.
So is the scar on his left cheek courtesy of Cain
the_king- Middleweight
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Location : newcastle
his beard and hair are too different colours.
Anfields5thKing- Light Heavyweight
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Join date : 2009-08-15
Big Yawn. Back to sleep.
Brock Lesnar can't write his own name, fucking knuckledragger that he is. This man's life does not require a book. You could fit every Lesnar has to say onto a single sided flyer.
Grew up on a farm
Was a good wrestler in High School
Went to college
Took steroids
Won a national championship
Got married
Sold out and entered the WWE with Paul Heyman as my "manager"
Everyone was scared of me and they gave me the belt
Split from Heyman and everyone stopped caring about me
Left my wife for a slapper who's 10 years older and has more plastic in her than
Tried football
Failed at football
Tried MMA
People said I could beat Fedor
Fought Cain
People no longer say I could beat Fedor
THE END
Brock Lesnar can't write his own name, fucking knuckledragger that he is. This man's life does not require a book. You could fit every Lesnar has to say onto a single sided flyer.
Grew up on a farm
Was a good wrestler in High School
Went to college
Took steroids
Won a national championship
Got married
Sold out and entered the WWE with Paul Heyman as my "manager"
Everyone was scared of me and they gave me the belt
Split from Heyman and everyone stopped caring about me
Left my wife for a slapper who's 10 years older and has more plastic in her than
Tried football
Failed at football
Tried MMA
People said I could beat Fedor
Fought Cain
People no longer say I could beat Fedor
THE END
mikeyboybisping- Featherweight
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Join date : 2009-12-19
Age : 45
That doesn't sound very boring to me. I read The Rock's book or at least I tried to. 
Shanemc- Welterweight
- Posts : 719
Join date : 2009-08-15
Age : 31
Location : Dublin
Anfields5thKing wrote:Big Yawn. Back to sleep.
Brock Lesnar can't write his own name, fucking knuckledragger that he is. This man's life does not require a book. You could fit every Lesnar has to say onto a single sided flyer.
Grew up on a farm
Was a good wrestler in High School
Went to college
Took steroids
Won a national championship
Got married
Sold out and entered the WWE with Paul Heyman as my "manager"
Everyone was scared of me and they gave me the belt
Split from Heyman and everyone stopped caring about me
Left my wife for a slapper who's 10 years older and has more plastic in her than
Tried football
Failed at football
Tried MMA
People said I could beat Fedor
Fought Cain
People no longer say I could beat Fedor
THE END
the bit about Fedor was very funny
the_king- Middleweight
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Join date : 2009-10-09
Age : 39
Location : newcastle
Anfields5thKing wrote:
Grew up on a farm
Was a good wrestler in High School
Went to college
Took steroids
Won a national championship
Got married
Sold out and entered the WWE with Paul Heyman as my "manager"
Everyone was scared of me and they gave me the belt
Split from Heyman and everyone stopped caring about me
Left my wife for a slapper who's 10 years older and has more plastic in her than
Tried football
Failed at football
Tried MMA
People said I could beat Fedor
Fought Cain
People no longer say I could beat Fedor
THE END
if he loses his next fight this is the CV he will submit to the job centre.
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