VIDEOS AND PICTURES August 2009 - August 2010

rudeboyben84 wrote:haha yeah a bit! I remember someone saying Mirko doesnt find practical jokes funny unless they envolve guns!! I remeber seeing a video of a BBQ at his house and there were two old blokes boxing each other in his garden!! cool guy though someone needs to tell him grappling with another man is unacceptable if done on a bed in short shorts....

Mirko loves practical jokes that involve guns aswell!

check this out; this is from a documentary where he trades jobs with a postman (the guy in the white vests) Mirko delivers the post with him and he trains with Mirko.
Watch the whole thing if you have time, it really is funny, Mirko is such a joker.



also here are some quotes form the other documentary, he says them with a deadly serious face it is so funny.


Question: Can you open a beer with your bare hands?
CroCop: I can open it with my eye.


Question: Do you cry, maybe during the movie?
CroCop: I cried when I was watching Rambo 1 when they put him in a jail, it wasn't cool, the man didn't do anything, so that drew a tear to my eye. The sheriff started it first. I hate mistreatment. Peace, Freedom and Democracy for all. I would like to meet that sheriff which put Rambo in jail, he wouldn't be a thug then for a long.


CroCop: - SEX: - Necessarily evil, I ain't fan of it.


CroCop: F*ck the guy without strong neck right? What is your woman gonna hang on to?


Question: What are you afraid of?
CroCop: I am afraid of snakes, aggressive girls and loose dogs over 60 kilograms.


Question: How old are you?
CroCop: Well in looks 45, in intelligence 12, in reality 27.


CroCop: To be honest, I'm mostly scared of planes. All the rest is zero points all together. I'm always freaked out when it's taking off. And the fighting and brawling and that, forget about it...
Question: What symptoms do you have?
CroCop: Well I don't have any symptoms, but I have to have two stewardesses sit in my lap.


CroCop: This missy is checking if she's got my number, unfortunately, she doesn't. Unfortunately for her of course.


CroCop: Women first of all has to be educated, must have good manners, I don't like harsh words coming from women. Must be good looking, and must not ask many questions.


Question: Did you get any consequences from that? Every day someone chokes you?
CroCop: Well there's a little bit of blood not going to the brain, but fffor nnow there isss no cccconsequences as I know only consequence is that he is ugly. Why do you think he has same girlfriend for 6 years. He was a phenomenon in Bosnia. Do you know he already start walking when he was 6 months old. He was so ugly that no one would carry him around.


IF I WAS AN ANIMAL, I WOULD BE...
CroCop: I would like to be my dog.
Question: Why?
CroCop: Because he's living the best life in the world. I don't know if any other creature is living like that.
CroCop: Well there's a saying: Fuck the dog if you can't hit him.


CroCop: One time my wrist watch stopped from fear.

PLACES FOR EXCHANGE OF FONDNESS...
CroCop: A Soccer field, but over night, when you have a big space...freedom...if the babe starts running you will catch her for sure, you wont break yourself in some bushes.

here is the part where a drunk Mirko makes 2 of his middleaged friends fight and one of them gets KTFO.

That's brilliant. He should definitely grow that 'tache for real!

This is a video that the Boxing fans that hate MMA will have a field day with.



thats just bloody embarrassing Monson.

thats fucking hillarious... Monson really cant strike for shit. I heard he did a bit of Boxing, Clearly he wasnt too good at it. There isnt an MMA figher out there who wouldnt benefit from boxing lessons. If you spar someone you can tell 9/10 times if they have boxed before. I think MMA guys just have to much pride to go to a boxing gym because they would take a beating!

I couldnt get the videos to work Manchesthair, but i assume it the Hitler finds out... series.
Here are 2 good ones from youtube.

I wonder what Cecil Peoples thinks of these low leg kicks lol.

redmeanie77 wrote:

Just for you:

Why is Rogan drinking his own urine here? Atleast Machida is an athlete who thinks drinking pee is good for him as it contains many hormones that his body trying to excrete. But Rogan drinks piss because he heard from people on internet its doesnt taste bad and is curious?


Stay off dope kids !

first great grappler, great ground and pounder, great submission artist, and now... KO ARTIST!¬

business as usual for the last emperor.

haha, awesome pictures, the Arlovski one is beautiful.

cool poster for the next strikeforce event;

Renzo Gracie vs Taktarov





Renzo used to be a badass

Just wanted to post this amazing gif someone on Sherdog made.

wilksdaman wrote:

I love this pic, have it as my wallpaper, but then I would lol.

I'll chuck this in here aswell, love that sound.

The amazing thing about that punch is where it's thrown from. He doesn't bring his fist back to throw it, he sort of holds his fist out as if to show it rogers and then plants it on his jaw. Amazing power and amazing speed.

And power + speed = GO TO FUCKING SLEEP!

Rogers didnt go to sleep though, dont get me wrong it was a justified stoppage, Rogers was covering up but he wasnt inteligently defending himself so prolonging the fight would have just meant Rogers taking more unneceserary damage.

The referee is there to protect fighters.

Awesome

Anfields5thKing wrote:The amazing thing about that punch is where it's thrown from. He doesn't bring his fist back to throw it, he sort of holds his fist out as if to show it rogers and then plants it on his jaw. Amazing power and amazing speed.

And power + speed = GO TO FUCKING SLEEP!

yup, word up on that, made my lads sit down and watch half a dozen times in slo mo from every angle to try an re-enforce the message that hollywood haymakers arent the way to go

redmeanie77 wrote:Rogers didnt go to sleep though, dont get me wrong it was a justified stoppage, Rogers was covering up but he wasnt inteligently defending himself so prolonging the fight would have just meant Rogers taking more unneceserary damage.

The referee is there to protect fighters.

Between when Fedor hit Rogers and when Rogers hit the ground there was a definite moment where he wasn't fully conscious. There was a flash were he was out.