Who is the mysterious admin?

Just been reading through a lot of posts having been away for some time again and its great to see so many new posters on here. A lot of thanks going to the poster known as Admin. Who is this person, will they ever reveal their identity?

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts...

All we know is he calls himself Admin!!

Fedor fears Admin.

I always thought it was a paddy lol god knows why!

My sarcasim knows no bounds!!

HAHA! sorry dude jus read my post i ment to say "i thought it was u paddy" not i thought it was a paddy!

I heard that Admin goes around sniffing people randomly in the street.

I know or always thought it was Paddy, then Admin kept cropping up and I've been guilty of using it.
As a bit of an aside, I have noticed a lurker saying random things on posts, as the site grows, this could get stupid. It might of been discussed before, but I'm sure most serious posters wouldn't begrudge paying a small subscription cost if it were workable???
That would deter people joining just to wind up-
You could even call it an Admin charge

Admin is probably reading this now.

Crying.

And contemplating his own existence

If anyone notices people posting stuff that really shouldn't be on the forum then PM me the details and I can bar the IP address. I've already done it with 3 users who posted links to random websites.

There's nothing like a good spamming to make it feel like a real forum!