Cool I suppose it would be better to see Prime Warrior and Gracie! A ring is the Place for Freakshows I suppose!!!
Ok, here are my picks...
QUARTER FINAL 1: KIMBO SLICE (MMA) VS HONG-MAN CHOI (Kickboxing/MMA) _ 1st round KO Choi, I see Kimbo being kneed square in the Jaw, Seeing as Its prime, Choi a couple of years ago was nearly untouchable on the feet. A huge teep sends Kimbo into the ropes, Kimbo bounces back but cant connect wit Choi's jaw... gets put in a Thai Clintch eats a Giant Knee and its lights out. Choi takes the win and looks good doing so, finishing the fight good and early without taking a punch to the face makes he look an early favorite.
QUARTER FINAL 2: JIM "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR" HELLWIG (Pro wrestling) VS DAVID "TANK" ABBOTT (Pitfighting) - Tank Starts strong rocking warrior but in s steroid induced rage Warrior tosses Tank to the ground and rains down clumbsy clubbing blows, Using his strength to keep tank on his back!! Warrior pounds a defenceless tank out! Big upset of the night, Warrior 1sr tound TKO. Warrior has the upest win but looks a little Dazed after the fight after eating a few Tank Hayemakers
QUARTER FINAL 3: DUNCAN FERGUSON (Association Football) VS IKUHISA "The Punk" MINOWA (AKA Minowaman) (Pro wrestling/MMA) - Rolling Kneebar... SNAP... broken leg... Ferguson with the sub win!! Only joking! Minowa snapps Fergusons leg ending his fighting and football career! Minowa 1st round Sub, Minowa takes the win untouched
QUARTER FINAL 4: ERIC "BUTTERBEAN" ESCH (Boxing) VS BOB SAPP (MMA) - Both men excange and Sapps gets the worse of it, Sapp bull rushes and puts Bean on his back were he is a fish out of water, Sapp hammerfists away with Bean using his limited groundgame to save himself but the bell rings saving Bean. 2nd round and both men trade again, Sapp has gassed and his hands are by his waits then BOOM a Huge hook from Bean ends Sapps night. Bean comes off with the win but a swolen face and a bit puffed
UNDERCARD FIGHT 1: SEMMY SCHILT (Kickboxing) VS HARD GAY (Pro Wrestling) - Schilt doesnt look impressed by his leather clad opponent, A look of Disgust and a spinning heel kicks ends this fiht at the 11second mark leaving Hard Gay with broken ribs and making him think twice about MMA! If only he had of got Sapp he might have had a chance he thinks!
Schilt comes out of this un touched
UNDERCARD FIGHT 2: MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI (Strongman) VS RICKSON GRACIE (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu) Gracie needs this one to go to the ground but can he take down the most powerfull figher in the competition, 190lbs Gracie has a lot of trouble bringing down the 320lbs Mariusz, Mariusz is having trouble getting a hold of Gracie but the clintch and he lands some hard shots on the inside, Gracie gets badly bust up by the heavy blows and circles away was round 1 ends, round 2 starts and Gracies agains clintches and takes a few big shots trying to take the fight down, Bleading heavily he scores a leg trip and Mariuszs stands figth back up... but Gracie is on his back... He sinks in the rear nakes on Mariusz huge neck... after near a minute of choking Mariusz falls to 1 knee and tapps... a badly bust up gracie takes the sum win in the 2nd
UNDERCARD FIGHT 3: TIM SYLVIA (MMA) VS JEROME LE BANNER (Kickboxing) - Le Banner starts skipping into a huge leg kicks which nearly topples Sylvia, Timmeh back off throwing the jab to delay the enevitable, Le Banner lands another chopping leg kicks followed by a heavy combo that drops Tim... Le Banner backs off to let Tim back up... Tim slowly gets up to his feet looking shaken, Again Le Banner skips into a kick right into Tims ribs this time... Tim Hits the deck and LE Banner pounces this time pounding Tim out in the 1st, Le banner wins the undercard figth only eating a few jabs.