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A guy is sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts,he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
As he focused abit harder,he realised that she was wearing no panties.
The blonde realises he is staring,"Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says the guy
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough she opens her legs a little wider and her pussy blows him a kiss.
The guy is completely absorbed and inquires,what else can it do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman.
The guy stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The guy moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, the guy replies, "shit! don't tell me it can whistle, too?"
Happy Birthday mate,have a good one.
