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    payneNglory1
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    Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  payneNglory1 on Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:54 pm





    A guy is sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

    Despite his efforts,he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
    As he focused abit harder,he realised that she was wearing no panties.

    The blonde realises he is staring,"Are you looking at my pussy?"

    "Yes, I'm sorry," says the guy

    "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

    Sure enough she opens her legs a little wider and her pussy blows him a kiss.

    The guy is completely absorbed and inquires,what else can it do.

    "I can also make it wink," says the woman.

    The guy stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

    "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

    The guy moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

    Stunned, the guy replies, "shit! don't tell me it can whistle, too?"


    Happy Birthday mate,have a good one.
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    Sheldan
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  Sheldan on Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:12 pm

    Happy Birthday mate! You should getting a card off the queen seeing how it's your 100th birthday Wink
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    pinsman
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  pinsman on Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:49 pm

    happy birthday dude!
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    manschesthair_utd
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  manschesthair_utd on Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:15 pm

    thanks a lot fellas!!

    Payne that joke made me laugh Laughing

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    wilksdaman
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  wilksdaman on Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:33 pm

    Happy Birthday Bud x
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    Once Mohawked Pete
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  Once Mohawked Pete on Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:18 pm

    Happy belated one mate.
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    p4pnumber_1
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  p4pnumber_1 on Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:05 pm

    Sorry it's late, Happy Birthday mate.
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    Re: Happy Birthday Chesty

    Post  Anfields5thKing on Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:46 am

    Happy Birthday Chesty.

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