The Expendables, Who wins?

Sly said in an interview that Couture would whoop the rest of the cast if it came to a real fight, Clearly he forgot Nogiera was in the Film!

Who wins out of the Actors?


Mickey Rourke: 57 years old 5"11 205lbs, Pro Boxing " WBC contender" 6-0-2 (4KO) and 20-6-0 (17KO) as an amature.

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Dolph Lundgren: 52 years old 6"5 230lbs, Kyokushin karate mainly (Wiki says Judo and Boxing too)





Jet Li: 47 years old 5"6 145lbs, Multiple time Wushu chineese champion (A load of prancing crap!)


Steve Austin: 45 years old 6"2 255lbs, Ex-ProWrestler
Terry Crews: 42 years old 6"2 255lbs, Ex-Footballer

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Who you got? I think Dolph and Mickey in the finals! Those Knees would probabally be the difference though Rourke seems to have a mean right hand! I gotta go with Mickey myself! Who you all picking?

easily Jet Li.
he already beat Randy Couture and Tito ORtiz easily in Cradle 2 the grave.

he is also the best actor of the bunch. so maybe he could play dead?

if Chuck Norris was in the film then it would be a formality, Seagal turned down a role in the film also.

Jean Claude turned it down as well.

Dolph batters the rest,he's off his head and is a big,crazy mean dude.(mix Ivan Drago and the Universal soldier and this version of Dolph still wins)Only a bullet to the chest or Randy could slow him down.

Plus he would beat and throw Jet Li around like a child,even taking the piss out of his kiddie kicks,"Ha,Ha what do you wear,a size 3"


Stathems fights always look the best and most realistic,and with a weapon,like a knife,he'd beat Dolph no problems,but one on one,Dolph rips him limb from limb.
Sly's still got a few moves for his age,but will still get his arse kicked by stone cold.Watching Sly attempt to run now,is funny as fuck,theres no mistaking,he's an OAP.
Mickey Rouke is past it and won't fight anyone,likewise Terry crews,but shit Terry's gun makes Arnies in Predetor look like a pee shooter,Stone colds up there,but Randy would light him up and gives him an old fashioned Smackdown,no probs
Stone Cold would be the only actor that could challenge Dolph,going on the fact he could kick Sly's arse,but still I'd back dolph to take him out.

This is all hypothetical you realise,and has zero influence on my opinion,just because I went to watch the film last night