The doctor that the commission selected as our final judge was an old man that
worked there as a resident doctor. First, he checked my heart.
“I hear yesterday, that doctor touched the dicks of Choi Hong-man and Yoon
Dong-Sik.”
I heard this from my interpreter before returning to the medical checks. That’s
sexual harassment! And from a man! As the check was underway, I was strictly
focused on watching this old man’s movements. Hoping not to be touched, I
kept a hold on my twig and berries.
This old man, he’s quite a suspicious fellow. He leaves the room right in the
middle of the check, comes back, then goes right back out again. It turns out
he was doing the same check to a bunch of different fighters in a bunch of
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different rooms at the same time.
I suppose it was because of that but he was really hurried with me. I can’t
speak English. So, I brought an interpreter right into the medical check with
me.
First, the old guy asked questions. Then the interpreter would repeat it to me
in Japanese. And then I would answer. And the interpreter would convert my
Japanese answer into an English one for the doctor. The doctor said in rapid fire
succession:
“And I just asked that! Please just answer the questions!”
The old man had gotten pissed at the interpreter. Between the two of them,
they just couldn’t converse. In the midst of their mismatched exchanges, the
doctor finally made a gesture to me to drop my pants.
“And not just the pants, your underwear too. Show me reeeeal good.”
I didn’t think I’d be going all the way to America and then have to reveal the full
monty. The old man was using both hands to hit my pelvis on either side of my
dick. What kind of exam is this? Even now, it is still an unsolved mystery. And
it seems only three people received this special check, myself, Choi and Yoon.
Maybe this geezer has a fetish for Asian dongs.

For the first time ever in my life, someone handed me a pacemaker.
“Keep this attached to your body for 24 hours. It’s now 2pm on the 25th, so at
2pm on the 26th you can take it off.”
“Can I watch porn with this attached?”
“No problem.”
“Can I drink?”
“Sure.”